p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

the 5 by 5

A square of 5 by 5 blocks in downtown Toronto, bordered on the west by china town, east by the 'fruit basket', south by the lakeshore, and ends in the north leading into hicksville suburbia. The 5 by 5 is a place populated by a colourful circus of extreme rejects and freaks from all walks of life and if there is anything at all happening it will be happening in the 5 by 5.

If you want to see what's on in Toronto, go to the 5 by 5, if you hit china town turn around, but if you're seeing a whole lot of transvestites and men holding hands, you've gone too far.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

oppositology

The study of the mechanism that 'hubbies' use on their significant other's to extract results.

Leala: *grumpy, not in the mood*
Greg: I don't know if we should have sex anymore?
Leala: Why?
Greg: Well, it's just that you're not that good in bed.
Leala: No way, but I could do so much better, I promise. I'm going to show you right now.
Greg: The oppositology results are in. Greg one, leala zero.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

tooth penis

A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.

Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!

(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

chipmunk voice

anything sounds cuter when said in a chipmunk voice

Weirdo with chipmunk voice: *sings* (drunkenly and off-key): Feeeeeel, the loove... Feeeel, the love,... in your butt!

Some chicks: *in unison* Aw, chipmunk voice!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010

do save the pandas

What hippy-earth-mother babbles about when she's not laughing about cocaine.

Hippy-earth-mother: We should save the north australian tree-frog, but please also do save the pandas.
Stef: What the hell is the powdered white stuff on my shirt.
Hippy-earth-mother: LOLOLOLOLOL! COCAINE!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

neggy

A person with the compulsion to negate everything you say, either because they're pissed they didn't think of it first, their neurotic need to say something even if they have no idea what they're talking about, or simply because they carry the 'evil-gene'.

Me: I think it'd be great if people would revert to tribalism.
Evil-Incarnate: ...I think that'd be crap, think of all the disease and shit flowing through the streets.
Me: Hypothetically speaking it could work. We have modern knowledge and wisdom to make it work.
Evil-Incarnate: People are corrupt and it would be anarchy in a matter of weeks.
Me: Relax. I was just being whimiscal.
Evil-Incarnate: ...you mean, being immature.
Me: Why, neggy?
Evil-Incarnate: You suck.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

silent treatment

when someone refuses to speak to you, just to be mean, even thought you ALREADY appologized and meant it.

Chandi: You're anime fanfics suck!
Geb: That hurts my feelings.
Chandi: I'm sorry. They're actually not bad.
Geb: *silent treatment*
Chandi: So... Bitter?

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 2, 2010