p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

Arab

A, wiredly, righteous-ass type. That, likely, doesn't accept Jesus as their savoir. Passionate people. Just that and that some parts of the Koran sound like they were written by an angry pre-pubescent boy on shrooms.

The USA in Iraq were fighting arabs for 8 years, remember? And the crusades live on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh October 18, 2010

smath

Also known as Tetracologicalzemur, it is hard to come by as it requires several days alchemy. Common uses are for growing out of control African Violets, cleaning spitoons, and also paizzaer. Also can be used to summon pigeons, which will later be eaten by the hawks you summon.

These african violets are not nearly as out of control as they could be, plus I feel like feeding the hawks, better cook up some smath.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010

jack seven

said to confirm outcomes based solely on extremely good luck, circumstances of uncommon fortune, results that in all probability are difficult to repeat.

I met a seven hot girls at the club who all wanted my number so I have a date lined up for every day of the week.

Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

left eye lobo

A cantakerous highly volitile army veteran, he usually hangs out around queen and yonge. He's usually muttering to himself about korea and the gulf. No one can be fully sure when left eye lobo had his first lobotomy, but according to his some-what unreliable accounts chances are sometime after he blew up at his drill sergent and before he was dispatched as a guerilla. Left eye-lobo hates women as they remind him of his "ona" which means woman in japanese, and is what he uses to refer to his mother. When he's not slapping teenage girl's butts and offering to pay them two dollars for sexual favours he can be seen taking "kung fu" joy rides in his shopping cart.

Left Eye Lobo: Shut up, ona, I'm telling the story.

Me: Sure, 'cause you scare me.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010

DJ

It is a prefix that will make anyone's name sound less important.

DJ Bill Clinton

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2009

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010