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anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
Get the slow motion balls mug.it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!
Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
Get the the secret punk-off mug.A person who has the compulsion to purge their darkest secrets or rat themselves out with little or no prompting.
Person 1: Hey, you seem nice, will you just watch over my little girl for 5 minutes while I try to change this tire.
Purgist: I'd love to, but I have to tell you, I have ADD and I'm easily distracted, I'm a boarder-line alcoholic, I lack the ability to make even the smallest decision, and I have a hard time controlling my bodiliy functions.
Person 1: On second thought, I'll just leave her in the back seat.
Roomate: Hey, Mindy, just remember our rent's due next week.
Purgist: Okay, here's my share of it. By the way, I was pissed off that you finished all the cookies, so I peed in your shoes, it wasn't the cat, and I feel much better now.
Purgist: I'd love to, but I have to tell you, I have ADD and I'm easily distracted, I'm a boarder-line alcoholic, I lack the ability to make even the smallest decision, and I have a hard time controlling my bodiliy functions.
Person 1: On second thought, I'll just leave her in the back seat.
Roomate: Hey, Mindy, just remember our rent's due next week.
Purgist: Okay, here's my share of it. By the way, I was pissed off that you finished all the cookies, so I peed in your shoes, it wasn't the cat, and I feel much better now.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010
Get the purgist mug.A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.
Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010
Get the hep swivel mug.A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.
Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!
(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!
(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
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Get the wallpaper tattoo mug.A european woman who often has pronouciation problems with the english language and her speech failure inadvertantly ends up sounding like dirty talk.
Olga: Oh no, I think you may have burned something on the stove. Oh my, it smells like a skank.
Daughter: ?You mean skunk.
Olga: I don't like it when you speak erotically to me.
Daughter: ?You mean erratically.
Olga: You, shat up.
Daughter: I sweared, I sorry. *mutters under breath* Evra.
Daughter: ?You mean skunk.
Olga: I don't like it when you speak erotically to me.
Daughter: ?You mean erratically.
Olga: You, shat up.
Daughter: I sweared, I sorry. *mutters under breath* Evra.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
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