one 'f' Jeph's definitions

lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.

I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021

textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

nalgenius

Someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle - usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.

That dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in Patagonia. He such a nalgenius. And that BPA-free water bottle of his is sick - did you see the wear marks on it?

by one 'f' Jeph November 8, 2015

frylosopher

Someone who takes lysergic acid diethylamide (or psilocybin) and pretty much spends the next eight hours philosophizing about the meaning of life.

Man, dude, you were like a next-level frylosopher last night. I feel like you were so close to figuring out the secrets of the cosmos. A couple more trips and you're there man. Here's some blotter...

by one 'f' Jeph April 11, 2019