one 'f' Jeph's definitions

dadgic trick

Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.

The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

popparazzi

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.

OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!

by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017

relleviate

To relieve and alleviate all at once.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.

To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.

I need a few bong rips to relleviate this headache.

by one 'f' Jeph January 25, 2018

factwards

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

memeunizations

The process by which an individual's immune system becomes fortified against an agent simply by viewing memes.

Thanks to ALL my friends, family, and random acquaintances for posting soooo many memes about this virus; I feel like my memeunizations are now fully up to date.

by one 'f' Jeph March 15, 2020