Definitions by one 'f' Jeph

solidbriety 

When you don’t drink booze in support of someone else who isn’t drinking booze. An amalgamation of solidarity and sobriety.

Thanks for the solidbriety during Dry January, but I fell off the wagon on the third day.

solidbriety by one 'f' Jeph January 30, 2021

The Great Impeachee 

The person who is the best at getting impeached.

That dude who was the 45th President really shit the bed huh?
Oh - you mean The Great Impeachee - yeah...

The Great Impeachee by one 'f' Jeph January 13, 2021

memeunizations 

The process by which an individual's immune system becomes fortified against an agent simply by viewing memes.

Thanks to ALL my friends, family, and random acquaintances for posting soooo many memes about this virus; I feel like my memeunizations are now fully up to date.

memeunizations by one 'f' Jeph March 15, 2020

tweetquency 

The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.

Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.

tweetquency by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019

frylosopher 

Someone who takes lysergic acid diethylamide (or psilocybin) and pretty much spends the next eight hours philosophizing about the meaning of life.

Man, dude, you were like a next-level frylosopher last night. I feel like you were so close to figuring out the secrets of the cosmos. A couple more trips and you're there man. Here's some blotter...

frylosopher by one 'f' Jeph April 11, 2019

douchesnobbery 

Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:

- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar

- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity

Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!

douchesnobbery by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019

cheesetarian 

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

cheesetarian by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018