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alterrafied

The very real fear associated with the idea that a large, conglomerate ski company will buy your mountain and thus precipitate the demise of your previously relatively sleepy little resort town once a cheap, multi-resort season pass is on offer that includes your hill.
I'm alterrafied that we'll soon be joining the ranks of the Vail or Aspen pass offering - our town is gonna be a shit show in no time...
by one 'f' Jeph July 23, 2021
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zinfluenza

That hangover you get from drinking way too much Zinfandel.
Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.
by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2021
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memeunizations

The process by which an individual's immune system becomes fortified against an agent simply by viewing memes.
Thanks to ALL my friends, family, and random acquaintances for posting soooo many memes about this virus; I feel like my memeunizations are now fully up to date.
by one 'f' Jeph March 15, 2020
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gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...
After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...
by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016
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Trader Joys

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...
Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.
by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022
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Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.
Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.
by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023
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jumbow

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!
by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022
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