Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
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Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.
Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.
by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023
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frylosopher

Someone who takes lysergic acid diethylamide (or psilocybin) and pretty much spends the next eight hours philosophizing about the meaning of life.
Man, dude, you were like a next-level frylosopher last night. I feel like you were so close to figuring out the secrets of the cosmos. A couple more trips and you're there man. Here's some blotter...
by one 'f' Jeph April 12, 2019
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gnarcissist

An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.
That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...
by one 'f' Jeph May 19, 2018
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factwards

Getting facts completely wrong.
The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.
by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
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namasteak

The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.
When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...
by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018
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tweetquency

The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.
Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.
by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019
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