The Great Impeachee

The person who is the best at getting impeached.

That dude who was the 45th President really shit the bed huh?
Oh - you mean The Great Impeachee - yeah...

by one 'f' Jeph January 13, 2021

zinfluenza

That hangover you get from drinking way too much Zinfandel.

Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.

by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2021

gnarcissist

An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.

That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...

by one 'f' Jeph May 19, 2018

frylosopher

Someone who takes lysergic acid diethylamide (or psilocybin) and pretty much spends the next eight hours philosophizing about the meaning of life.

Man, dude, you were like a next-level frylosopher last night. I feel like you were so close to figuring out the secrets of the cosmos. A couple more trips and you're there man. Here's some blotter...

by one 'f' Jeph April 12, 2019

factwards

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

namasteak

The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.

When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...

by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018

tweetquency

The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.

Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.

by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019