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cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.
Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.
by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018
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alterrafied

The very real fear associated with the idea that a large, conglomerate ski company will buy your mountain and thus precipitate the demise of your previously relatively sleepy little resort town once a cheap, multi-resort season pass is on offer that includes your hill.
I'm alterrafied that we'll soon be joining the ranks of the Vail or Aspen pass offering - our town is gonna be a shit show in no time...
by one 'f' Jeph July 23, 2021
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snarchive

All of my snarky comments cataloged in my mind and ready to be retrieved at a moment's notice whenever I'm in a situation which calls for some snark.
I accessed the snarchive like 10 times today - I'm on fire...
by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022
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Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.
That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.
by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013
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catasapostrophe

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...
by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022
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Nappy Trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.
by one 'f' Jeph February 21, 2011
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Pauxder

Fresh man-made snow.
This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.
by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014
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