one 'f' Jeph's definitions

catasapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of an apostrophe.

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...

by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022

snarchive

All of my snarky comments cataloged in my mind and ready to be retrieved at a moment's notice whenever I'm in a situation which calls for some snark.

I accessed the snarchive like 10 times today - I'm on fire...

by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022

gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...

After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...

by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016

Trader Joys

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...

Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.

by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022

relleviate

To relieve and alleviate all at once.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.

To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.

I need a few bong rips to relleviate this headache.

by one 'f' Jeph January 25, 2018

embezoment

Rich, evil, billionaires getting richer and more evil on the backs of the working class while wasting the world's resources and giving zero fucks.

That rich bastard is guilty of embezoment. He doesn't pay his workers a living wage, he drives out competition, and he pollutes the world - all with impunity.

by one 'f' Jeph November 4, 2021

Pauxder

Fresh man-made snow.

This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.

by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014