one 'f' Jeph's definitions

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

catasapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of an apostrophe.

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...

by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022

Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.

That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.

by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013

embezoment

Rich, evil, billionaires getting richer and more evil on the backs of the working class while wasting the world's resources and giving zero fucks.

That rich bastard is guilty of embezoment. He doesn't pay his workers a living wage, he drives out competition, and he pollutes the world - all with impunity.

by one 'f' Jeph November 4, 2021

Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.

Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.

by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

Pauxder

Fresh man-made snow.

This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.

by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014