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douchesnobbery

Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:

- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar

- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!
by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019
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morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
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textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.
Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.
by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017
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popparazzi

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.
OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!
by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017
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relleviate

To relieve and alleviate all at once.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.

To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.
I need a few bong rips to relleviate this headache.
by one 'f' Jeph January 25, 2018
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factwards

Getting facts completely wrong.
The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.
by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
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memeunizations

The process by which an individual's immune system becomes fortified against an agent simply by viewing memes.
Thanks to ALL my friends, family, and random acquaintances for posting soooo many memes about this virus; I feel like my memeunizations are now fully up to date.
by one 'f' Jeph March 15, 2020
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