one 'f' Jeph's definitions

Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.

Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.

by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015

Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.

Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.

by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011

deja ew

When you experience something disgusting - again...

Had another case of deja ew when I ate at that disgusting taco place - when will I learn?

by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023

factwards

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

popparazzi

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.

OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!

by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017