by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019
Get the tweetquency mug.Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.
The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018
Get the dadgic trick mug.All of my snarky comments cataloged in my mind and ready to be retrieved at a moment's notice whenever I'm in a situation which calls for some snark.
by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022
Get the snarchive mug.Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.
by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012
Get the Gnarchaeologist mug.An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.
That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...
by one 'f' Jeph June 07, 2018
Get the gnarcissist mug.by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024
Get the empamucho mug.Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:
- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar
- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar
- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!
by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019
Get the douchesnobbery mug.