one 'f' Jeph's definitions

embezoment

Rich, evil, billionaires getting richer and more evil on the backs of the working class while wasting the world's resources and giving zero fucks.

That rich bastard is guilty of embezoment. He doesn't pay his workers a living wage, he drives out competition, and he pollutes the world - all with impunity.

by one 'f' Jeph November 4, 2021

guacoldmole

Old, black, funky, leftover guacamole

Dude, I just found some guacoldmole in the back of the fridge - looks pretty bad - do you want it?

by one 'f' Jeph May 26, 2023

namasteak

The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.

When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...

by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018

The Great Impeachee

The person who is the best at getting impeached.

That dude who was the 45th President really shit the bed huh?
Oh - you mean The Great Impeachee - yeah...

by one 'f' Jeph January 13, 2021

snarchive

All of my snarky comments cataloged in my mind and ready to be retrieved at a moment's notice whenever I'm in a situation which calls for some snark.

I accessed the snarchive like 10 times today - I'm on fire...

by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

vaccinationcation

Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.

Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.

by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021