38 definitions by one 'f' Jeph

trailer juice

Mountain Dew

Grab me a 2-liter of trailer juice at the mini mart Ma! I finished the last of it at breakfast.

by one 'f' Jeph April 2, 2014

alterrafied

The very real fear associated with the idea that a large, conglomerate ski company will buy your mountain and thus precipitate the demise of your previously relatively sleepy little resort town once a cheap, multi-resort season pass is on offer that includes your hill.

I'm alterrafied that we'll soon be joining the ranks of the Vail or Aspen pass offering - our town is gonna be a shit show in no time...

by one 'f' Jeph July 23, 2021

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

zinfluenza

That hangover you get from drinking way too much Zinfandel.

Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.

by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2022

solidbriety

When you don’t drink booze in support of someone else who isn’t drinking booze. An amalgamation of solidarity and sobriety.

Thanks for the solidbriety during Dry January, but I fell off the wagon on the third day.

by one 'f' Jeph January 30, 2021

Nappy Trail

(n.) an extremely dense happy trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.

by one 'f' Jeph February 1, 2011

deja ew

When you experience something disgusting - again...

Had another case of deja ew when I ate at that disgusting taco place - when will I learn?

by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023