nalgenius

Someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle - usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.

That dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in Patagonia. He such a nalgenius. And that BPA-free water bottle of his is sick - did you see the wear marks on it?

by one 'f' Jeph September 24, 2015

Pauxder

Fresh man-made snow.

This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.

by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014

solidbriety

When you don’t drink booze in support of someone else who isn’t drinking booze. An amalgamation of solidarity and sobriety.

Thanks for the solidbriety during Dry January, but I fell off the wagon on the third day.

by one 'f' Jeph January 30, 2021

Nappy Trail

(n.) an extremely dense happy trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.

by one 'f' Jeph February 01, 2011

empamucho

A really substantial empanada.

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.

by one 'f' Jeph April 20, 2024

alterrafied

The very real fear associated with the idea that a large, conglomerate ski company will buy your mountain and thus precipitate the demise of your previously relatively sleepy little resort town once a cheap, multi-resort season pass is on offer that includes your hill.

I'm alterrafied that we'll soon be joining the ranks of the Vail or Aspen pass offering - our town is gonna be a shit show in no time...

by one 'f' Jeph July 23, 2021

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022