Definitions by one 'f' Jeph
snarchive
All of my snarky comments cataloged in my mind and ready to be retrieved at a moment's notice whenever I'm in a situation which calls for some snark.
snarchive by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022
zinfluenza
Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.
zinfluenza by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2021
scroll down memory lane
I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…
scroll down memory lane by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021
embezoment
Rich, evil, billionaires getting richer and more evil on the backs of the working class while wasting the world's resources and giving zero fucks.
That rich bastard is guilty of embezoment. He doesn't pay his workers a living wage, he drives out competition, and he pollutes the world - all with impunity.
embezoment by one 'f' Jeph November 4, 2021
alterrafied
The very real fear associated with the idea that a large, conglomerate ski company will buy your mountain and thus precipitate the demise of your previously relatively sleepy little resort town once a cheap, multi-resort season pass is on offer that includes your hill.
I'm alterrafied that we'll soon be joining the ranks of the Vail or Aspen pass offering - our town is gonna be a shit show in no time...
alterrafied by one 'f' Jeph July 23, 2021
lameinate countertops
I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...
lameinate countertops by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021
vaccinationcation
Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.
Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.
vaccinationcation by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021