one 'f' Jeph's definitions

popparazzi

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.

OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!

by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017

zinfluenza

That hangover you get from drinking way too much Zinfandel.

Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.

by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2021

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.

Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.

by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023

The Great Impeachee

The person who is the best at getting impeached.

That dude who was the 45th President really shit the bed huh?
Oh - you mean The Great Impeachee - yeah...

by one 'f' Jeph January 13, 2021

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.

That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.

by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013