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by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019
Get the tweetquencymug. Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.
The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018
Get the dadgic trickmug. To relieve and alleviate all at once.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.
To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.
To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.
by one 'f' Jeph January 25, 2018
Get the relleviatemug. Rich, evil, billionaires getting richer and more evil on the backs of the working class while wasting the world's resources and giving zero fucks.
That rich bastard is guilty of embezoment. He doesn't pay his workers a living wage, he drives out competition, and he pollutes the world - all with impunity.
by one 'f' Jeph November 4, 2021
Get the embezomentmug. by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
Get the factwardsmug. by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017
Get the popparazzimug. The process by which an individual's immune system becomes fortified against an agent simply by viewing memes.
Thanks to ALL my friends, family, and random acquaintances for posting soooo many memes about this virus; I feel like my memeunizations are now fully up to date.
by one 'f' Jeph March 15, 2020
Get the memeunizationsmug.