the time where your laying in the bed with your eyes open and u cant move while satan comes closer and closer until u see a goat's face...
Me: *another sleep paralysis at 3AM*
Random Youtuber: * SHOUTING FOR NO REASON*
satan: dafuq is that noise???
Me: *trying to work my brain on what the hell is going on*
Random Youtuber: * SHOUTING FOR NO REASON*
satan: dafuq is that noise???
Me: *trying to work my brain on what the hell is going on*
by on October 22, 2020
A person who always has pass aggressive sexual vibe. Make the most simplistic things look/feel awkwardly sexual.
by on April 03, 2021
Avnita is an amazing friend, she'll do anything for you. She's kind ,compassionate about life, definitely an art hoe
by on November 23, 2021
Kate kicked David out and told him to "drop dead" but when he was killed in an elevator accident just days later she remembered and regretted her angry malediction.
by on September 24, 2019
c'mon, admit it! The Iphone 5 design was the best design in Apple History...even better than round edges
Man 1: bro, i just got the latest iPhone, the iPhone 12!!!
Man 2: sweet! is it the mini?
Man 1: nah I don't like to have a phone that is small enough to fit in a shirt pocket... the Iphone 12 mini and the Iphone 5 sucks ba-
Man: *punches* you do NOT have the right to call the Iphone 5 that way u selfless human being
Man 2: sweet! is it the mini?
Man 1: nah I don't like to have a phone that is small enough to fit in a shirt pocket... the Iphone 12 mini and the Iphone 5 sucks ba-
Man: *punches* you do NOT have the right to call the Iphone 5 that way u selfless human being
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