by on October 19, 2019

the time where your laying in the bed with your eyes open and u cant move while satan comes closer and closer until u see a goat's face...
Me: *another sleep paralysis at 3AM*
Random Youtuber: * SHOUTING FOR NO REASON*
satan: dafuq is that noise???
Me: *trying to work my brain on what the hell is going on*
Random Youtuber: * SHOUTING FOR NO REASON*
satan: dafuq is that noise???
Me: *trying to work my brain on what the hell is going on*
by on October 22, 2020

by on May 22, 2018

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes
Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?
by on July 04, 2022

by on April 18, 2022

a dream about a person you are attracted to, usally you get to be with them, and you wake up and all it ends and you feel so upset and lonely
by on March 14, 2018

It’s national sibling(s) day! Be grateful that you someone to laugh and mess around with :) if your the older one you get a hug by your little sister or brother if your the little brother or sister you get a punch from your older sister or brother :-/
Evelyn Hey max (older brother) it’s October 21!
Max: oh I get to punch you today !
Evelyn : hey Max it’s October 21 I get s free hug 🤗
Max: oh I get to punch you today !
Evelyn : hey Max it’s October 21 I get s free hug 🤗
by on October 20, 2019
