Definitions by omg i am wtf uber

thebombdotcom 

thebombdotcom (L337 speak update of the common phrase the bomb) is used in speech (and text) to articulate a persons feeling of being good at something or in general. It can also be used from an onlookers perspective in both a positive or negative connotation, describing a particular attribute the person portrays, or as a general statement.

>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom"

>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom at CS"

>> Trent thinks he is thebombdotcom at fighting, but he got rolled by a small bouncer and he stole his money. Haha what a cake!

>> Mike Tyson is thebombdotcom at boxing.

thebombdotcom by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006

donkey fondler 

A term for a homosexual person.

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.

donkey fondler by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

gravel rash 

Gravel rash is a term used in the gay community, to describe their first anal sex experience, as often the sphincter is very tight, and may produce a rash on the tip and shaft of the erect penis.

Trent: "Man, my first anal sex with a guy gave me the biggest gravel rash on my fucken knob aye! Luckily with time, the wounds have healed and so has my gay sex life!"

gravel rash by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

backdoor shenanigans 

Term used to describe homosexual intercourse.

Trent often partakes in backdoor shenanigans with as many men as he can find.

backdoor shenanigans by omg i am wtf uber November 5, 2006

eggs sebastian 

Eggs sebastian is a sexual manouevre involving two males. The first male puts his testicles between his legs (presenting the eggs) and the second proceedes to both stimulate the erect shaft, finger the anal sphincter and imitate eating the scrotum. The move has featured in a few recent gay porn films, and is very popular between male couples.

Trent proceeded to give an eggs sebastian to his new boyfriend to show him what a dynamo he was in the sack.

eggs sebastian by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006

ur dad 

The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.

Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"

ur dad by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006

sickunt

New way to say sick cunt. The word can be used both to describe an awesome or stand out action, or in the literal meaning as disgusting or grosse. The word recently brought to popularity on games such as counter strike and battlefield, on servers which block swear words.

Holy shit that was an insane double headshot through double doors, fuck ur a sickunt awpz0r.

sickunt by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006