5 definitions by omen8 productions

kneepad of the year

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

by omen8 productions December 25, 2006

slip it in the mitten

a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.

see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...

by omen8 productions January 3, 2007

Ux

Southern NH slang for a classic looking, clean-cut, shaved head police officer

Slow bro...look, Ux.

by omen8 productions December 25, 2006

custy

Short for customer. The kids at the festival, (on your block, in your town), you REALLY make your money off of. The type of person a drug dealer makes his money off of.

Not now man! I'm looking for a custy.

by omen8 productions December 25, 2006

sausage party

A gathering wherein there are NO females, (should any show up, they feel compelled to leave due to misogyny, intoxication, etc...). Getting laid should not be an option, for it throws off the vibe.

It was grilling weather, so the guys and I decided to throw a sausage party.

by omen8 productions December 25, 2006