zeromph

When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.

I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.

by Omar O. Ungh January 31, 2014

Omar

An expression of the name Mark by a woman in the throes of passion.

OH! Mark! Oh, mar! Omar! O! Ungh!

by Omar O. Ungh January 23, 2011

man-ual

Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.

You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.

by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011

ghetto buzzard

A police helicopter.

Damn, I dint sleep cuz dat ghetto buzzard circlin' all night.

by Omar O. Ungh March 04, 2012

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 06, 2010

sex drive

How far one is willing to travel to have sex.

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011