omar o. ungh's definitions

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011

loin lion

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

by Omar O. Ungh March 9, 2011

dilemmanade

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011

sex drive

How far one is willing to travel to have sex.

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010

ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011