unrequited

someone you love or are infactuated with who does not feel the same way back.
james is my unrequited, he doesn't love me back.
by ollie March 03, 2004
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Smuggary

the up most level of self satisfaction. ;to be utterly smug.
in the morning john was so pleased with his efforts, his mood could be described as nothing less than smuggary.
by Ollie February 06, 2004
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Para

The most feared and violent unit in the British Army
by Ollie January 02, 2004
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mongral

foolish, a twat, some1 who tries to hard to be cool then fails.
My golly jeromy you are a mongral.
by Ollie September 06, 2003
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ollie

the only real ollie. see all about him at:
www.ollie.co.nz for all your ollie needs.
by ollie January 31, 2005
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interfailing

term given to a peice of communication equipment that is intermitantly failing.
fucking site is interfailing again. please investy
by ollie January 27, 2005
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nomface

A person/object/experience of low or non-existant comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!
Chris sucks, he is a nomface.
by Ollie December 05, 2004
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