ollie's definitions

The AC

An incompetent Air force band member who bumbles through his extravagantly banal life trying to impress people who clearly don’t want his attention.

"The AC tried to impress me but he's just a good for nothing AC."

by Ollie August 24, 2003

scotch

this is addressed to the person who submitted the definition on mar 7th 2003. people who aren't from scotland quite often call scotsmen "scotch".

"you winging scotch twat"

by ollie June 22, 2006

dunked

To be 'slammed', 'bammed', 'owned' by another person via wit.

"You have sex with men."
"I'd hardly classify your Mother as a 'man' by any stretch of the imagination."
"Woah man, you just got DUNKED."

by Ollie August 24, 2003

pack of jackasses

A cluster or gaggle of friggen idiots.

A Pack of Jackasses are blocking the front doors to the mall.

by Ollie September 23, 2003

monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 4, 2005

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004