Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Proxynymity

Anonymity through proxy

Herb: "Shining Path seem pretty much defeated thanks to the Peruvian Armed Forces."
Alp: "Ah mate that's just the US through proxynymity"

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Outimacy

Intimacy outdoors or in public space

Suede: "Hey Alp have you seen those three humans over there engaging in triple-threat outimacy"

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Shoutfit

A deliberately loud or garish outfit

Roo: "So it's Herb and Alp's queer wedding tomorrow, are you going to wear something boring and cis het?"
Ol: "No darling I am a transsexual who will be amongst fellow transsexuals and I shall be wearing my best shoutfit."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Ponziocracy

Pyramidical wealth structures from capitalist democracy

Karen: "I'm sure if we keep giving the billionaires more money, some of it will trickle down to us at some point, after all, it's a meritocracy."
Alp (under breath): "ponziocracy."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Youthilitarian

Young people dressing specifically for the task at hand, for every task, because specificity can be important. It produces a diverse street aesthetic distinct from the victorian era when people wore suits and dresses for literally everything.

Karen: "All these kids in goggles and helmets at the protest. Disgusting. In my day people wore suits for coal mining, tennis, and everything in between"
Vida: "Mom... Firstly you never went to a protest so how do you know, secondly you were born in the 1970's not the 1900's, and thirdly they're youthilitarian. Your generation militarised the police force. Did you know pepper spray is a war crime if you're using it on people that aren't your own!?"

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Melt

The effect upon the onlooking cis person when a trans person goes from passing to being clocked.

Adora: "Hey Eliott I think I just melted that cis back there. All of the pointless rules he created for himself have melted down into a puddle and must now be recast."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020