old handle's definitions

Solitorine

The feeling you get when you look up from what you were doing and realize everyone else has left.

Sophie felt acute solitorine when she looked up.

by old handle February 18, 2021

Chrymata

The feeling when you want to ask someone how they're feeling, not because they're upset, just because they're human, and all humans are sad; the feeling of wanting to share someone's burden.

The chrymata compelled him to check up on his friends daily.

by old handle July 10, 2020

Dr Who

A annual TV show on BBC 1 where the main character is a time traveller with a box that can travel in space and time who can regenerate. The current Doctor is widely regarded as the 12th, but actually including the meta-crisis and the War Doctor, he is actually the 14th.

"And now on BBC 1, it's the madman with a box, Dr Who."

by old handle September 30, 2015

Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

by old handle February 13, 2015

Demitra

A bully who bends little kid's fingers back and punches them. AKA Demi.

Go away, Demitra!

by old handle January 15, 2015

wert

1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.

1. "Oh no, I werted!"
2. If thou wert mine, I would be in heaven!
3. "wtf, wert is a word?!"

by old handle August 22, 2014

Vine

A 7-second video. Origin: Vine app.

*makes a vine*

by old handle August 20, 2014