Cat

1. A 4-legged, intelligent animal that would probably kill you if it was a little bigger.

2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.

Guy 1: Me and Freya had sex last night!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!

by old handle August 14, 2014

Dr Who

A annual TV show on BBC 1 where the main character is a time traveller with a box that can travel in space and time who can regenerate. The current Doctor is widely regarded as the 12th, but actually including the meta-crisis and the War Doctor, he is actually the 14th.

"And now on BBC 1, it's the madman with a box, Dr Who."

by old handle August 21, 2015

Vine

A 7-second video. Origin: Vine app.

*makes a vine*

by old handle August 20, 2014

Demitra

A bully who bends little kid's fingers back and punches them. AKA Demi.

Go away, Demitra!

by old handle January 15, 2015

mama

Mama is a small-child word for Mum or if you're a American user Mom. It is usually the first word that a small child says, along with "Fuck", "Shit", and "Dada".

Child: Mama! Mama!
Mum/mom: What, my little baby?

by old handle July 06, 2014

Solitorine

The feeling you get when you look up from what you were doing and realize everyone else has left.

Sophie felt acute solitorine when she looked up.

by old handle February 18, 2021

Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

by old handle February 13, 2015