WoW

The acronym of a video game named World of Warcraft, which is basically an America simulator. There will never be a zone without a killing/grinding quest, except for Moonglade or something like that.

p.s. I'm a legal citizen of America
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 07, 2017
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Broken

The state of an object in which it is in pieces and no longer in its whole form. Most of the times when an object is broken, it cannot function properly anymore (example: a vase that has been dropped on the floor and is now shattered).

A common belief exists around the world that broken things need to be fixed. Sometimes, they can't (or won't) comprehend that some broken things cannot, or should not be fixed.

Some broken objects are only bothered to be fixed, because the fixer believes that some good will come out of it being functionable again.

Not just physical things can break. Non-tangent things like a person's resolve can end up broken after a traumatic event (i.e. my heart).
Is it possible to die of a broken heart? I've always wondered.
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Depression

The label that you get slapped with like you're constantly sad all the time, that you're broken and you need to be fixed, that everyone tries to "help" you with their "professional therapy" and hold sessions where you have to talk about your damn feelings.

The condition that can so easily mark you out from other happy, normal people in life.

The magic word that can instantly provide all your excuses in the 21st century.

The term that idiotic kids don't understand and keep misusing, just like so many other words that come into their lives that they can't grasp.

Something that even I don't understand at times.

I'm so tired of this word.
"Why do you always look like you're depressed?"
"Are you an emo?"
"Why do you always look so tired all the time?"

I am.

Is this what you call depression?
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Calmly

To be calm in the act of doing something, whether it be lying, drawing, writing, checking the time, eating soup, performing a seance, dying of cancer, or murdering all your rivals in Yandere Simulator.
Ayano calmly stabbed Osana's neck with the ritual knife, and began dragging her corpse to the incinerator to burn the evidence.
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The Emoji Movie

A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").

The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.

So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.

The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!

Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri.
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a joke

"Want to hear a joke? Daniel Howell is straight."
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History

History is the told stories of the world, usually revolving around how one society battled/invaded/took over/had conflict with another (i.e. Americans Americanizing everything), or the internal struggles in said society.

Most noticeable (and somewhat traumatic) events of history involve lots of death, despite the fact that people die every day - just in less dramatic ways.

An example of this is the Pearl Harbor Bombing of World War II.
History is always written by the people who win.
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