Definitions by oh dear, I'm nothing to you.

Human

Homo sapiens. The only species so far to have slaughtered thousands of the same kind (ex. Hiroshima). Probably a major disappointment to God Himself, since they are His creation. Strangely enough, they seem to consider themselves in a category above animal, even though that's what they are.

Humans are mammals, so yes, they're considered animals as well.

Human by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Soul 

something of mine that I lost long time ago

Like many other things, souls have been used as Undertale references and now become corrupt due to the toxic fandom

Soul by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Black 

The color of my heart. Also technically the absence of all color, so it's not a color at all. Therefore, it cannot be used as slang for African-American. Therefore, it's not racist at all.

Black is generally considered the color of an emo's soul.

Black by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

a joke

my life

"Want to hear a joke? Daniel Howell is straight."

a joke by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Phandom 

A cult dedicated to the two tall British needs Dan Howell and Phil Lester

yes, it's a cult

The phandom is literally everywhere. There is no escape.

Phandom by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

yow wow kapow 

Typically an expression of approval.

yow wow kapow

yow wow kapow by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Thornclaw 

the patrol guy

"Thornclaw... oh yeah, the patrol guy. Hello, Thornclaw, do you want me to go on the dawn patrol or the evening patrol?"

Thornclaw by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017