The amount of distance that is close enough for a nigga to talk to a nearby girl but far enough for her to hoe him (ex. Going back in her house, insulting him, getting on her phone, going towards her groupies, walking away, etc.) AKA Another way for a female to play games with a nigga.
Nigga 1: "Did you talk to dat girl wit da fat booty?" Nigga 2: "Shit, i tried but i was within hoe range she talked to me but she got in her car when i about to approach her... Bitches deez days." Nigga 1: "I know. At least dey know how to work da garden tool in my backyard, dey sure do a really good job wit dat."
by ogdajuiceman July 11, 2010
Get the hoe range mug.The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
by ogdajuiceman July 02, 2010
Get the Wimbledick mug.A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.
Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)
by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010
Get the BP (Big Pussies) mug.A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.
Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."
by ogdajuiceman November 07, 2010
Get the Retardick mug.I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011
Get the electrostatic discharge mug.The act of sexually stimulating one's anal region by the use of a dildo. Also refers to anal sex, whether it's gay or not.
The guy from the pen was horny in the ass so he decided to give himself a buttwank by carving a dildo out of a bar of wet soap and beating his ass with it repeatedly.
by ogdajuiceman May 18, 2010
Get the Buttwank mug.Taking a shower (usually long) without applying any soap to the body or using a towel, or both. A small number of people does this because they don't believe in personal hygiene or they want to do things that is not relative to actually washing themselves (the proper way)
(Man is in the bathroom reading an article out of the latest Maxim) (Woman knocks on the door) Woman: "Baby hurry up I need to take a raw shower!" Man: "Aight sweetie hop in..." (Hides the magazine) (The shower lasts for well over the time needed to get in and ends about an hour later) Man: Oh yea imma go grab a towel so we can clean up the mess we made. Boss: "What took you two so long to get here? And why does it smell like hot s***n and wet p***y in here?" Both in unison: "We took a..." Boss: "Nevermind. Just use soap next time."
by ogdajuiceman December 03, 2010
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