Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 05, 2004

witch's tit

A measure of temperature.

"it's colder than a witch's tit."

by octopod May 28, 2004

not enough popcorn

I don't have time to tell the story--it's too long, say, movie length.

"So how come you got divorced?"
"Not enough popcorn."

by octopod August 30, 2008

kangaroo court

A tribunal where their ain't no justice.

Bankruptcy Court is such a kangaroo court, the judges' robes come with a pocket in front.

by Octopod November 06, 2003

two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

by octopod November 23, 2003

kicker

The detail (usually unpleasant) that changes everything.

The kicker was, Mephisto was supposed to get Faust's soul -- forever!

by Octopod November 10, 2003

heartbreak

1. Symptom of psoraisis
2. Metaphor for sadness after loss of familiar cunt, cock, or affection. or by extension, any disappointment.

1. You don't have to suffer from the heartbreak of psoraisis. Just buy our medication.
2. I suffered great heartbreak after Algor lost the election and then his marbles.

by octopod February 18, 2004