heartbreak

1. Symptom of psoraisis
2. Metaphor for sadness after loss of familiar cunt, cock, or affection. or by extension, any disappointment.
1. You don't have to suffer from the heartbreak of psoraisis. Just buy our medication.
2. I suffered great heartbreak after Algor lost the election and then his marbles.
by octopod February 18, 2004
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Chiraqistan

France, land of weasels and psuedo-intelledctuals.
In Chiraqistan, we are all dhimmis!
by octopod April 30, 2004
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dhimmi

1. Christians and Jews (and sometimes others) in traditional Islamic empires. They had a recognized but very subordinate legal status.

2. Zeropian politicians who kowtow to political Islam, as in Chiraqistan.
In France, the elite are all dhimmis.
by octopod April 30, 2004
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tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.
My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.
by octopod March 05, 2004
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Chinaman's chance

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.
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not enough popcorn

I don't have time to tell the story--it's too long, say, movie length.
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kangaroo court

A tribunal where their ain't no justice.
Bankruptcy Court is such a kangaroo court, the judges' robes come with a pocket in front.
by Octopod November 06, 2003
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