Nice one, James

A throw away comment that Sirius Black calls his godson before he gets killed.

Harry Potter disarms Lucius Malfoy

"Nice one, James".

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

The space movie from 1992

DO NOT SEARCH IT UP

P1: "Why don't you want me to search up The space movie from 1992?"
P2: "It will scar you for life."

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

Cock

A word that James May has as his failsafe word

James May crashes into a tree
"Oh, Cock."

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

BOY

The true name of Atreus

"Read it, BOY."

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

my geekness is a-quivering

The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue

SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

Baba Yaga

A guy that loses his wife, and then kills everyone because they stole his car and killed his dog.

"They call him Baba Yaga."
"The Boogeyman?"
"Well, he wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman."

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

Zero Damsels

Something that you have

"You have no bitches, no maidens, zero damsels."

by oblebrun March 27, 2023