nothing is real's definitions

Trollegle

A chatroom bot used in Omegle. It spams up the "questions" session a lot. Most casual users of the website consider it obnoxious and useless.

Omegle should ban "Trollegle" questions. It's fucking annoying and ruining the experience.

by Nothing is real March 9, 2018

Tommy Bahama

A high-end American brand, manufacturing casual clothes with a tropical flair. They are famous for their flower patterned linen shirts, colorful khaki pants, and light cotton knits. It is often worn by either wealthy boat-owning retirees or well-off University bros on vacation who are looking for a more exotic alternative to their usual preppy brands.

John: "I'm traveling to St. Barths next month for a catamaran cruise, should I buy any new clothes for the trip?"
Alex: "Definitely get some Tommy Bahama"

by Nothing is real March 9, 2018

rule 9

From NCIS tv show agent Gibbs. Always carry a knife.

A rule worth knowing.

What if I get into something i can't get out of. ....

Rule 9 : always carry a knife, you can cut yourself out of anything.

by nothing is real May 4, 2016

Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

by nothing is real June 6, 2016