not zane's definitions

Romantic comedy

Something that lures the potential movie goer into great riches and beauty, and then transforms into a horrible creature and kills them. Instantly. This is a siren that must be avoided.

Hey dude, I think this movie sucks---- OH MY DANG, I THINK THE MOVIE IS TURNING INTO A ---- NOOOOOOO.

by Not Zane September 28, 2004

Opposite of cool

Yo mama, obviously.


...arr

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Fight

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.

Ask Tyler Durden.


..Yarr

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

penguins taste like babies

Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.

Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"

by Not Zane August 14, 2004

The man show

A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)

Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.

Dude, I hate the Man Show. - Christopher Columbus shortly after arriving at the coast of America.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Fashion

I freaking hate fashion with a passion, something that needs to be ABOLISHED from this known world.

Ugh, so many simpletons dedicating their lives to being superficial. I cant stand it.

A person decided to dress how they liked, how they thought would look cool, not to others.

They were then ridiculed by some generic blonde haired chick with 15 of her friends. Fashion, much like looks, passes away.

I once said to my friends "oh yeah, I forgot, the way that you dress determines the human being that you are"

Its all horrible, I tell you, horrible.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

talk to the hand

Something that chicks (In their teens, mostly.) say whenever they officially lost a debate.

It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.

See also: How's the weather

People who say "Talk to the hand" need a heavy dose of reality.

Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004