not zane's definitions

Lishp

The way a person says "Lisp" if he has his retainer in.

Hosh: Thatsh chicksh wash pretty hotsh dudesh!!!1111

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Gladius

A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.

There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.

by Not Zane August 19, 2004

Billy talent

Very good band. Not the best band out there, but still one of the better ones.

Billy Talent rocks. - General Lee the day before his surrender

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Thursday

One of my favorite bands. Their songs are pure quality, not your "Run of the mill" groups such as Nickelback.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Hey kids, did you know that Thursday happens to be one of my favorite bands?

Some random kid: Yeah, you told me a thousand times.

by Not Zane August 10, 2004

Whitesville

An actual town about 20 miles away from where I live, the town is small and should be considered a village. The town is in Kentucky, and the town is aptly named because I only seen about 2 black people there each time I visited (About 10 times)

I still cant actually believe Whitesville is an actual town.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

rebel

Something that Toby Keith definately is not, despite popular belief.

Yes, if by rebel you mean sellout then yes, Toby Keith is definately a rebel.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004