not zane's definitions

Opposite of cool

Yo mama, obviously.


...arr

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Fight

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.

Ask Tyler Durden.


..Yarr

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

G-Unit

Sorry to tell you this (Actually im not) but 50 cent's rap does in fact suck. Rapping about how he had sex with some random chicks, how is this meaningful music and why would someone care about it? A lot of kids listen to his crap (im talking about 13 year olds) and idolize the dude, why?

Because he is supposedly "Gangster" I ask you, what happend to any trace of good in the world, that kids idolize 50 cents gang? Do yourself a favor and listen to some real music.

Beethoven totally curb stomps 50 cents music all over the place.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Rambo

Picture this, a lone guy in the middle of a forest facing atleast 50 guys. Okay now imagine the manliest guy you can think of, multiply it by 10 and you get rambo.

Give rambo a toothpick and a plastic screwdriver and he will mess up an entire army.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

American Pie

One of the best songs i've ever heard in my life.

Among one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and thats saying alot.

All of my friends get mad at me because they dont understand what a horrible movie it is.

American Pie sucks, dude. - Confucius in one of his insightful quotations.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

jive

Like a whole other language in the 70's-80's. Here is a memorable quote from Airplane.

Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

by Not Zane September 14, 2004