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Fight

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.
by Not Zane September 18, 2004
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nerd

A nerd is what people refer to as a "social outcast", because they supposedly do not meet the needs for what "society" wants them to. (See: Jocks) Jocks are the biggest perpetrator to this, and often try to steal their lunch money. Most Jocks own ricers and (despite popular belief) hang out on the computer all the time. Jocks (See bully) are mostly responsible for school shootings.

Nerds usually spend a lot of time on a computer, most are socially awkward and cannot get a girlfriend, yet they are usually good people. Some nerds watch a horrible thing called Japanese animation SEE: anime

A nerd is persecuted by people (those in their teens) who try to be cool, and try to assert themselves in the highschool food chain, but they fail and learn that the nerd grows up to be more successful than any other person that persecuted him in highschool or college.

Nerds sometimes grow up to be very rich.
That nerd is rich - William Shakespeare

The nerd that I hath seen, is the sniggity snap, dawg - Julius Caesar
by Not Zane October 15, 2006
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African-American

A word mistakingly used everyday. Im a white guy, and I could technically be a african american if I was born in Africa, and thus, immigrate to America.

Though black peoples roots are in Africa, they themselves were not born there. So that just makes them American, like everyone else born here.
I have a mostly german/scottish/irish/ french background, my roots are in europe, thus am I european American? Nah, im just American, because I was born here.
by Not Zane October 4, 2004
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jive

Like a whole other language in the 70's-80's. Here is a memorable quote from Airplane.
Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
by Not Zane September 14, 2004
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American Pie

One of the best songs i've ever heard in my life.

Among one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and thats saying alot.

All of my friends get mad at me because they dont understand what a horrible movie it is.
American Pie sucks, dude. - Confucius in one of his insightful quotations.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Newgrounds

A nice site with plenty of good flash movies on there (Sprite flashes are my favorite) however, there are tons and tons of freaking porn ads on there that takes away a lot of my respect for the site, not to mention they allow a LOT of dirty flash movies to be on there, which is a minus in my book.
One of my main problems with NG, is that there are too MANY biased immature users, as in I go to review a movie (Foamy comes to mind, I personally think its devoid of anything funny, and one of the worst movies on NG) I leave my review, I keep it honest, and try to be as nice as I can, and I get bombarded with negatives on "Did you find this review helpful"

Geez, its as if people sit there all day and flag review entries with negatives.

Other than those crucial downfalls of the site, I think its a really enjoyable time-waster.
by Not Zane August 26, 2004
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