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A device people use to put up an away message 24/7, thus ruining the prospect of having a freaking instant messenger in the first place.
AOL is NOT the best messenger service out there, I only use it because all of my friends are AOL handicapped.
by Not Zane September 5, 2004
Get the AIM mug.A nerd is what people refer to as a "social outcast", because they supposedly do not meet the needs for what "society" wants them to. (See: Jocks) Jocks are the biggest perpetrator to this, and often try to steal their lunch money. Most Jocks own ricers and (despite popular belief) hang out on the computer all the time. Jocks (See bully) are mostly responsible for school shootings.
Nerds usually spend a lot of time on a computer, most are socially awkward and cannot get a girlfriend, yet they are usually good people. Some nerds watch a horrible thing called Japanese animation SEE: anime
A nerd is persecuted by people (those in their teens) who try to be cool, and try to assert themselves in the highschool food chain, but they fail and learn that the nerd grows up to be more successful than any other person that persecuted him in highschool or college.
Nerds sometimes grow up to be very rich.
Nerds usually spend a lot of time on a computer, most are socially awkward and cannot get a girlfriend, yet they are usually good people. Some nerds watch a horrible thing called Japanese animation SEE: anime
A nerd is persecuted by people (those in their teens) who try to be cool, and try to assert themselves in the highschool food chain, but they fail and learn that the nerd grows up to be more successful than any other person that persecuted him in highschool or college.
Nerds sometimes grow up to be very rich.
That nerd is rich - William Shakespeare
The nerd that I hath seen, is the sniggity snap, dawg - Julius Caesar
The nerd that I hath seen, is the sniggity snap, dawg - Julius Caesar
by Not Zane October 15, 2006
Get the nerd mug.Urbandictionary.com is being used for governmental purposes. The government is finding out ways to control us, and is trying to figure out our language via urbandictionary. Please, listen to me, im from the future where every---
OH CRAP, THE CIA IS AT MY HOUSE. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SAVE YOURSEL----
Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.
With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.
Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.
With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.
by Not Zane September 17, 2004
Get the Conspiracy Theory mug.An awesome song first played by nine inch nails, then remixed by Johnny Cash. This song makes me bawl nonstop each time I hear it. A truly depressing, yet beautiful song.
by Not Zane September 12, 2004
Get the hurt mug.Okay, look at it this way. There is 4 colors of teletubbies Yellow, Red, Purple and Green, all 4 of these symbolizes the 4 tenants of communism.
The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent.
This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together!
The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent.
This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together!
by Not Zane October 16, 2004
Get the teletubbies mug.Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.
There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
Republicans say that their side is the best.
Democrats say that their side is the best.
Et cetera et cetera.
Democrats say that their side is the best.
Et cetera et cetera.
by Not Zane July 24, 2004
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