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Awesome to an extreme level, thereby leveraging unquestionable authority.
Sam Elliott's mustache = badass
by not ted November 09, 2006

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Awesome to an extreme level, thereby leveraging unquestionable authority.
Sam Elliott's mustache = badass

by not ted November 08, 2006

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A bullshit artist who is paid to provide ideas to managers, who then make the ideas appear to employees as if they were their own. Meanwhile, the consultant runs off to the the service of another client in order to avoid being around to take the blame when their obscurantist, superficial ideas are actually implemented.
Here's that douchebag consultant again who is going to give some quadrant diagram on mitigation strategies for $2k/day.
by not ted December 11, 2011

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TED
Web videos of white dudes talking about highly theoretical random shit on the level of graduate students that is interesting but probably has no effect on your daily life.
I just watched this video on TED of some dude talking about the effect of neuron-mapping on rhesus monkeys! Now I have to go pick up my sister from the skate rink.
by not ted January 18, 2012

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