22 definitions by noodle

belsk

Word used in the north of England which simply means a bell-end. Can be used also as an insult.

"My belsk is purple."
"You are a right belsk."

by noodle May 16, 2005

gav

to be gay, in the most homo of forms

also known to the french as " Le poofta"

im am homo, call me GAV

by noodle March 6, 2003

state

A word used in UK slang which can mean:

1. An exclamation of surprise (usually shock).
2. An adjective meaning bad/poor.
3. An adjective meaning good (similar to how "sick" is used).

1. "Did you know that Fred crashed his car last night?", "Woah, state".

2. "Have you seen that toilet? It's well state"

3. "I did a turbo last night, it were well state"

by noodle May 2, 2007

Meugh

A verbal shrug

1.Used when lacking effort to say anything substantial/ when miserable/tired of conversation.

2. Replaces 'i can't be bothered'

Al: 'Comin out tonight Sal?'
Sal:'meugh'

Teacher: 'What does belug bwlah blah..?'
Sal: 'meugh'

by noodle February 8, 2004

hobo

Noun
1.An unkempt youth, generally has lots of hair/lice
2. A tramp, a homeless person
3. A scruffily affectionate version of the hobo

1.Gee Wiz, look at that for a hobo, a human dread maan.

2. Aww come 'ere yous great hobo.

by noodle February 4, 2004

Widge

UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.

"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."

by noodle May 14, 2005

Goombar

Derogatory term for a Chinese man. Usually one with bad clothes and unkempt hair, who acts in a manner that reflects lack of social skills. (Derived from the Chinese term "Ge-mer" meaning "buddies" and mispronounced by Dr. Clark Guilliams.)

Some goombar butted inline while I waited for the bus.

by noodle December 11, 2003