asstangent

A random insult word. It's used especially by those who are deeply involved in their trig homework, though it really has no definite meaning.

*Phil is silently doing his trig homework*
*Jackie spills his snack all over the lunchroom floor*
*Phil jumps up*
Phil: YOU ASSTANGENT!
Jackie: What the hell is an asstangent?
Phil: I have no idea.

(true story =P)

by no_one_2000 January 03, 2005

!##&

"1337" typed with the shift-key pressed. Seen most commonly from n00bs who type in all caps (but are too stupid to use the caps lock key), or by those making fun of n00bs.

<n00b> OMG HOW U KIL ME U MUST B !##&
<me> Stfu, n00b.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

120

120 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL!" See 5.

LOL means "Laughing out loud" and is a common acronym used in chatting everywhere.

LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101.
101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal.
The factorial of five (5!) is 120.

So, the factorial of LOL (5) is 120. LOL! = 120

You have a 56k dial-up modem? Hahaha! 120

by no_one_2000 August 09, 2004

To be or not to be

"To be or not to be, that is the question." It is believed that Shakespeare was actually a Java programmer and this famous line was originally recorded as

boolean question = (_2b)||!(_2b);

But that's just a legend... ;-)

...And according to boolean logic, the question is true.

by no_one_2000 January 03, 2005

pzwn

Pzwn is the "ghetto" version of pwn, a word which I'm sure all heard used before in online gaming or on IRC. Pwn -> Pizzwn -> Pzwn.

"Unreal Tournament is so awesome, it will pzwn you."
"I pzwnd j00!"
"Mike pzwnz me"

by no_one_2000 March 19, 2005

buttchink

1) An insult used when no other can be thought of or when all others have been used up.

2) One who is extremely clueless or unskilled, especially in the fields of mathematics and computers; the opposite of a geek or nerd

Joe is a buttchink for defining my word before I did.

"I got a t-shirt with pi on the front from ThinkGeek!"
"wat is pi"
"What!? You stupid buttchink!!!"

by no_one_2000 December 25, 2004

Press F1

On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.

<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.

by no_one_2000 January 21, 2005