putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

Burnt Reynolds

When you’re eating out a ginger and their pubic hair creates a mustache above your upper lip.

I went full Burnt Reynolds on her last night!

by no original thoughts May 18, 2022

Pollock

When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.

Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.

by no original thoughts January 06, 2023

high and dry

When you go on a walk between rain showers to smoke a joint, and stay dry while getting high.

I’ll call you later, I’m about to go on a walk that will leave me high and dry!

by no original thoughts May 27, 2022