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Pollock

When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.

Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.

by no original thoughts January 6, 2023

Burnt Reynolds

When you’re eating out a ginger and their pubic hair creates a mustache above your upper lip.

I went full Burnt Reynolds on her last night!

by no original thoughts May 18, 2022

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

high and dry

When you go on a walk between rain showers to smoke a joint, and stay dry while getting high.

I’ll call you later, I’m about to go on a walk that will leave me high and dry!

by no original thoughts May 27, 2022