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Definitions by nlolhere

Tiananmen Square 

According to China, absolutely nothing ever happened at this place.
There was no massacre at all in Tiananmen Square. Nobody ever died in Tiananmen Square. We never went there and killed a bunch of innocent people -China
Tiananmen Square by nlolhere August 13, 2020
a slang term for native austrailians, derives from “abo” which derives from “aboriginewhich means “native”.

could be used as a racial slur depending on the context
not used as a slur: “I met some abbos while I was going to the store. Had a really nice convo with them”

used as a slur: “Man, I fucking hate these abbos.”
abbo by nlolhere August 11, 2020

Deep web 

Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.

The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.
You can’t find deep web websites by searching them up on Google.
Deep web by nlolhere August 10, 2020
“K” is short for “OK”, but whenever someone sends you a message that only says “K”, they most likely don’t mean “OK”.
Person 1: Hey look at this cool thing I found!

What Person 2 sent: k
What Person 2 meant: i don’t care fuck off
k by nlolhere August 10, 2020

karma whore 

A person who blatantly begs for Reddit karma, a point system that shows up on your account that goes up every time someone gives you an upvote. Will post things like “X. Upvote so that when someone googles X this will show up”, “Upvote or else Y”, etc. Hated by most of the Reddit userbase.
“I hate that subreddit, everyone there is just a karma whore at this point.”
karma whore by nlolhere August 8, 2020

shaken not stirred 

How James Bond likes his martinis.
“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me
shaken not stirred by nlolhere August 5, 2020
A fictional place where everything is perfect and no one ever does bad things. They can never exist because humanity just isn’t perfect. Everyone has flaws. Including you. And me.

If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.

Utopias would be hell if they existed.
Thank goodness there’s no such thing as a utopia
utopia by nlolhere August 3, 2020