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waterboarding

A type of torture method where water is poured onto a cloth or a piece of fabric covering the face of a person. Since the wet fabric makes it near impossible to breathe, the person being “waterboarded” will feel as if they are drowning, despite them not being in any sort of body of water. Usually, water is poured intermittently to prevent death. However, there have been cases of deaths by asphyxia due to waterboarding.
To put it simply, waterboarding is not as fun as it sounds.
by nlolhere January 4, 2021
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sftu

Guy 1: Man, sftu
Guy 2: *stfu
by nlolhere July 8, 2020
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Marty Stu

The male version of a Mary Sue. Usually super strong and muscular, extremely attractive, everyone likes him except for the evil bad guys who only ever focus on Marty Stu instead of themselves, you get it.
I tried to enjoy the book that my aunt gave to me as a gift, but alas, the protagonist was too much of a Marty Stu for my taste.
by nlolhere February 24, 2021
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utopia

A fictional place where everything is perfect and no one ever does bad things. They can never exist because humanity just isn’t perfect. Everyone has flaws. Including you. And me.

If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.

Utopias would be hell if they existed.
Thank goodness there’s no such thing as a utopia
by nlolhere August 3, 2020
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no example

What people used to use when they couldn’t think of an example, until Urban Dictionary forced you to include the word in it
by nlolhere June 25, 2020
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Pickle Rick

You know that show Rick + Morty? Well, this guy in the show called Rick turned himself into a pickle and then he yells “I’M PICKLE RIIICK”! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
by nlolhere August 16, 2020
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iwtkmbisiww

short for “i want to kill myself but i’m scared it won’t work”
Guy 1: “Dude I’m so depressed
Guy 2: “Same. iwtkmbisiww.”
Guy 1: “...what”
by nlolhere June 26, 2020
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