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Saltoholic 

a salt addict that likes the taste of salt a little too much to the point where they just addictively eat grains of salt by themselves or simply put too much of it on their meals
Do you really need an example? The definition I wrote is pretty self-explanatory, in my opinion. Well, perhaps my explanation wasn't that clear. Throughout my entire life, I've been told that my explanation skills were inadequate and incomprehensible so I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case here. If this definition still perplexes you then I severely apologize for the inconvenience put I really do not know how to elaborate further on this subject. I've tried my best, I swear.

Saltoholic

femtopenis 

a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials
Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck

Phineas Phallus

A guy named Phineas who acts like an asshole
Guy 1: Hey did you see Phineas beat up random children in school
Guy 2: Yeah! We should call him Phineas Phallus from now on

Peepeepoopoocacapenis 

A harsh term used to subtley tell someone that you dont care about what they're talking about
Guy 1: Bro I just got a new girlfriend on Roblox! This is so exciting
Guy 2: Peepeepoopoocacapenis

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I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
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