1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.
by Ninja Disaster March 05, 2005

A vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine; They're pretty much crap without some sort of forced induction system.
You can turn your 120hp Integra 4-banger into a 250hp contender with a turbo kit, mate. Of course, you could have gotten a Camaro or a DSM with that money, but noooo...
by Ninja Disaster November 24, 2004

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by Ninja Disaster August 28, 2003

One who follows the "neo-con" subsect of the American conservative political wing. A Neo Conservative generally favors hawkish foreign agendas and overt militarization due to their core purpose of promoting American supremacy overseas and their disgustingly retarded and simplistic belief that any given situation can be resolved with aggression (see: wordIraq/word). Due to their unabashed shortsightedness, they are considered ignorant buffoons by other conservatives. Especially so by the wordpaleoconservatives/word.
When it comes to domestic affairs, however, Neo Conservatives aren't nearly as decisive. In fact, they're totally impotent and ineffectual.
Gee, I guess that's why our economy is in the shitter and the rest of the world hates us... We have a neo-conservative worddickhead/word in the White House.
When it comes to domestic affairs, however, Neo Conservatives aren't nearly as decisive. In fact, they're totally impotent and ineffectual.
Gee, I guess that's why our economy is in the shitter and the rest of the world hates us... We have a neo-conservative worddickhead/word in the White House.
by Ninja Disaster August 30, 2003

Land of militant neo-Nazi potato farmers. Needless to say, the state's tourism industry is basically non-existent.
by Ninja Disaster October 21, 2003

"We are make the outrageous happy fun ok!"
"More power to your elbow cocky victory!"
"Zig, for great justice!"
"More power to your elbow cocky victory!"
"Zig, for great justice!"
by Ninja Disaster July 02, 2003
