ninja disaster's definitions

Audioslave

A band who can't decide whether they're the new Soundgarden or not. Nine times out of ten, you probably couldn't tell an Audioslave track apart from a Soundgarden track. I still like them though.

They're confused as hell, but they still make good music. Cornell + Morello = Win.

by Ninja Disaster January 22, 2004

CAPPS

Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System. AKA: "Big Brother"; it allows the government to have access to your personal information so they can run an extensive background check on you whenever you book a flight. Welcome to 1984, folks.

See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.

Whoever thought this bullshit system up should be branded a traitor and "capped".

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Headbangers Ball

A show that was once cool but is now a mere shadow of its former self. Too few metal videos, man...

If they show that godawful Zakk Wylde video again, I'm going to scream.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

neoconservative

One who follows the "neo-con" subsect of the American conservative political wing. A Neo Conservative generally favors hawkish foreign agendas and overt militarization due to their core purpose of promoting American supremacy overseas and their disgustingly retarded and simplistic belief that any given situation can be resolved with aggression (see: wordIraq/word). Due to their unabashed shortsightedness, they are considered ignorant buffoons by other conservatives. Especially so by the wordpaleoconservatives/word.

When it comes to domestic affairs, however, Neo Conservatives aren't nearly as decisive. In fact, they're totally impotent and ineffectual.

Gee, I guess that's why our economy is in the shitter and the rest of the world hates us... We have a neo-conservative worddickhead/word in the White House.

by Ninja Disaster August 30, 2003

idaho

Land of militant neo-Nazi potato farmers. Needless to say, the state's tourism industry is basically non-existent.

"Hey, want to visit Idaho?"
"Are you insane? Hell no!"

by Ninja Disaster October 21, 2003

Japlish

Horribly bastardized style of English spoken by Japanese ESL dropouts.

See: wordEngrish/word.

"We are make the outrageous happy fun ok!"

"More power to your elbow cocky victory!"

"Zig, for great justice!"

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

Chillaxin

A word 6th-grade ghetto-wannabe fuckheads use in order to be hip. Anyone caught using it should be euthanized on the spot.

Kid1: Yo dawg, wassup?
Kid2: Nothin' bro. Jus' chillaxin.
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Ninja Disaster May 3, 2004