Definitions by nightlifecommando

Douse 

The singular form of the word dice

It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.

Toss me the douse you scandalous wench!

Douse by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010

Batin' the Bacon 

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

Batin' the Bacon by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

Badée 

A bad day.

Man, today was just a badée.

Badée by NightlifeCommando July 9, 2010

Dropping the D 

When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.

This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.

Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."

Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"

Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."

Dropping the D by NightlifeCommando June 15, 2010

Anal Morning 

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

Anal Morning by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

Anal Mourning 

Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.

Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"

Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"

Anal Mourning by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010