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Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"
Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."
Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."
by nightlifecommando April 10, 2011
Get the Elephunt mug.A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
by nightlifecommando January 7, 2011
Get the Airplane Novel mug.In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.
In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"
Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."
Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."
Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011
Get the Waving the Bloody Shirt mug.Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
Get the Anal Morning mug.The singular form of the word dice
It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010
Get the Douse mug.To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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