Elephunt

A funt so funtiful that it can be compared to the magnitude of an elephant.

Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"

Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."

by nightlifecommando April 10, 2011

Airplane Novel

A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.

Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.

Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"

Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."

by nightlifecommando January 07, 2011

Necrophaggot

A pseudo-Necrophagist fan.

What a Necrophaggot.

by nightlifecommando December 15, 2010

Douse

The singular form of the word dice

It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.

Toss me the douse you scandalous wench!

by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010

Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

by nightlifecommando March 05, 2011

Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010