niggman star33's definitions

playground drinking

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.

oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.

by niggman star33 October 9, 2011

dragged like a nigga

a reference to the old times when they used to hog tie slaves and drag them by horse as a means of punishment/execution. Used to describe moments when you are dragged along for an activity against your will or best interest.

Oh man I hate shopping with chicks, i always get dragged like a nigga

by niggman star33 September 9, 2011

cockblock stigmata

A phenomenon in which a female marks her territory (potential mate) by posting suggestive and flirtatious expressions for the world to see on facebook or expressed in person at work in public to a potential mate. Thus marking her territory as if the male has been chosen by god himself, effectively cockblocking the male for months.

What she bought u clothes and wants you to wear it to work? That's not nice it's just a cockblock stigmata for every other girl to see.

by niggman star33 August 8, 2011

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011

Triaterostomia

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.

Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.

by niggman star33 February 11, 2021

penis goggles syndrome

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.

Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

SOB

noun, acronym for still on the boat describing a person that is so foreign that they are not even considered fresh of the boat (FOB) but in fact are still on the boat, thus resembling their motherland counterparts more than FOBs.

goddamnit wtf is wrong with these chinee ppl? They aren't even FOB's they're frickn SOB 's.

by niggman star33 September 9, 2011