niggman star33's definitions

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.

Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.

by niggman star33 January 21, 2021

Cat-dogging

To simply a concept to the point, in which a cat and dog are the same thing. I.e. four legged animal and pet.

Person A: How did your presentation go? It must be hard doing your job.
Person B: nah, I am totally an expert at cat-dogging now.

by niggman star33 January 27, 2021

Triaterostomia

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.

Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.

by niggman star33 February 11, 2021

hot tub sake

A method of heating up cheap sake to warm temperatures to improve the taste to acceptable levels. Simply place the sake on the steps and mount the bottle against the corner to keep the opening from being submerged. Hot tub sake should be consumed after at least 20 minutes of incubation in the hot tub.

Oh man this hot tub sake is awesome. u get drunk that much faster drinking in the hot tub.

by niggman star33 December 4, 2011

BTTTST

acronym meaning, beat them till they shit themselves. A severe form of threat or action when confronted or wanting to confront a person you hate.

look at those fuckas, I'm gonna BTTTST then that'll teach them a leason

by niggman star33 August 4, 2011

The Irvine effect

a phenomenon in which a normal person moves or spends prolonged time in Irvine and becomes increasingly angry, lowers his or her standards, and starts to hate all types of people.

why are you so angry? cause the Irvine effect. I'd rather tortured by the chinese communist, than see them here in Irvine.

by niggman star33 August 4, 2011