Definitions by niggman star33

LANE FLUID 

A driver who transitions fluidly between driving lanes on the road, often times driving simultaneously in multiple lanes.

No, that wasn't reckless driving officer, I just identify as lane fluid.

LANE FLUID by niggman star33 June 14, 2024

Triaterostomia 

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.

Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.

Triaterostomia by niggman star33 February 11, 2021

Cat-dogging

To simply a concept to the point, in which a cat and dog are the same thing. I.e. four legged animal and pet.

Person A: How did your presentation go? It must be hard doing your job.
Person B: nah, I am totally an expert at cat-dogging now.

Cat-dogging by niggman star33 January 27, 2021

Within farting distance 

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.

Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.

Within farting distance by niggman star33 January 21, 2021

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

hot tub sake 

A method of heating up cheap sake to warm temperatures to improve the taste to acceptable levels. Simply place the sake on the steps and mount the bottle against the corner to keep the opening from being submerged. Hot tub sake should be consumed after at least 20 minutes of incubation in the hot tub.

Oh man this hot tub sake is awesome. u get drunk that much faster drinking in the hot tub.

hot tub sake by niggman star33 December 4, 2011

face to crotch correlation 

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.

Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

face to crotch correlation by niggman star33 November 9, 2011