LIRV

LIRV (noun, acronym)
Low-Income Right-Wing Voter

A person who consistently votes for conservative politicians and policies that actively work against their own financial and social interests. LIRVs are often manipulated by culture wars, fear-mongering, and bad faith media into believing that billionaires, corporations, and right-wing elites actually have their backs—despite said elites never lifting a finger to improve their quality of life.
"My uncle just voted against raising the minimum wage again. Classic LIRV behavior."

"Bro lives in a trailer park but thinks taxing the rich is communism. Full-blown LIRV."

"LIRVs out here worrying about pronouns while their boss cuts their hours and their rent goes up 30%."
by nigerianbacon March 10, 2025
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Shnife

To shnife, or shnifing or shnifed:

The act of hitting something face first and sliding on it, with your face.
He was so drunk he made an attempt down the stairs but shnifed the wall the whole way down.

Or another example:

I don't think I could pull off (insert physically demanding action here), my balance is so bad I'd probably shnife that hard and I have an interview tomorrow
by nigerianbacon March 12, 2018
mugGet the Shnifemug.

bagbanger

someone who has sex with drug dealers, typically for drugs
1: she seemed cool until i found out she was a bagbanger

2: yeah i heard she goes to hotel rooms with older guys and her last 3 boyfriends have been dealers
by nigerianbacon August 02, 2019
mugGet the bagbangermug.

Dussy

the booty of a man with powerful dad energy
"what's your favourite part of stranger things?"

"clearly hops fuckin Dussy"

"fair point"
by nigerianbacon July 08, 2019
mugGet the Dussymug.