nickylags's definitions

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.

The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate

by NickyLags October 10, 2010

Eye-energy

The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.

Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures

by NickyLags November 14, 2011

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

by NickyLags February 19, 2012

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius

by NickyLags May 15, 2014