32 definitions by nickylags
The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.
This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm
by nickylags April 14, 2011
Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"
GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
by nickylags December 19, 2011
I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by nickylags September 11, 2010
by nickylags April 17, 2015
A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts
I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron
by nickylags July 30, 2010
Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish
Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish
by nickylags June 2, 2020
The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.
After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.
by nickylags November 15, 2012