Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?
Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..
Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..
by NickyLags August 20, 2012
The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.
Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.
Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
by NickyLags September 17, 2012
So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife
by NickyLags June 15, 2010
The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate
by NickyLags October 08, 2010
A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts
I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron
by NickyLags July 30, 2010
The generation that comes after Generation Y Generation E children feel they are "Entitled" to everything and putting forth no effort
I am really tired of these Generation E kids. Every kid gets a trophy whether they win or lose. What ever happened to winner reaps the rewards
by NickyLags December 18, 2012
Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
by NickyLags March 14, 2014