Liquid Glove Love

When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.

I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!

by Nick January 24, 2004

Jackhammer

When jacking off so close to a girls face, that your motions continually hit her in the face, in a constant punching rythm.

Suzy pissed me off, so when we were done, i jackhammered her bitch ass.

by Nick May 13, 2005

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

Ephialtes

My name so get lost!

Ephialtes is cool

by Nick August 25, 2003

nucka

you would use nucka as a synonym for nigger...but bein white and using nucka u may not get ur ass beat as hard by the people of the african culture

danny:(white) wasup nuckas?
dominique: (black) mayne wat the fuck did u just say muu fucka...im bout to put a 4-4 clip in yo muuu fucken chest white cracker bitch.
devon:(black) naw dom. he said nucka mayne just stab the lil bitch a couple times

by nick August 21, 2004

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 04, 2004

RE

it means Resident Evil, you numbnuts!

Jill almost became a "Jill Sandwitch" in the video game Resident Evil

by Nick June 03, 2005