shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

dancing bear

A fuckable chubby girl. By definition, a dancing bear is decent looking and is fun to party with.

Fargo, ND is the dancing bear capital of the world.

by Nick May 13, 2005

Beasthog

A very cool and exciting person.

Nick is a Beasthog.

by Nick February 24, 2003

gorp

GORP
gorp gorps gorping gorped \v -ED, -ING, -S to suck

See example below as a more polite (but just as insulting to the aware) version of suck a dick.

"Your mom's hot."
"Gorp a dork."

by Nick July 15, 2004

puberty

Puberty is when you grow hair on your whoohaha.

I know what puberty is!

by Nick September 13, 2004

Corriemuchloch

(n.)
The kind of person who can make a complete mess of a simple job like walking down a corridor

by Nick March 28, 2003

multiple orgasm

Something every man wishes he could achieve, and tries so desperatley, but usally fails, to give to his sexual partner.

I tried to give shirley multiple orgasms last night but I fell asleep,

by Nick November 10, 2002