nick's definitions

shooting beaver

The act of gaining an upskirt view of a female through covert action for the purpose of discerning whether the target is wearing undergarments. (If the answer is no, you done shot yourself a beaver skippy).

"Dude, I was at the mall today. I rode up the escalator for an hour and shot like 3 beavers."

by Nick November 26, 2004

crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

by nick May 23, 2006

haulh

A way to say COCK with a fake german accent

"Suck my haulh!!!!!!!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

Hamp

one his culturally confused, and has a dire need to obtain FUBU gear.

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by Nick March 2, 2005

scootay

As in scooter

Check this shit, i be ridin on ma scootay all day long motherfucker Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, SHAMON

by Nick February 4, 2004

Alice Cooper

when an individual ,such as Alice Cooper, ejaculates into a jelly donut and force feeds it to a relative.

Oh my god that guy totally Alice Coopered your sister, it is more than visible ohhhh gross.

by nick September 1, 2008

willnot

A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.

My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.

by nick February 9, 2004