nick's definitions

transverted

trans·vert·ed (trans-vûrtd) adj.

1. Deviating from what is considered right and correct: a transverted idea of justice.

2. Of, relating to, or practicing sexual transversion.

3. Marked by misinterpretation or distortion: a transverted outlook on life.

This is so transverted.
I did it with your mom, she is so transverted.
You have a transverted sense of humor.

by nick August 6, 2005

humpkin

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.

"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"

by nick April 7, 2005

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

by nick April 7, 2005

bijigity

The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.

Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.

by nick April 7, 2005

dickness

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

by nick April 7, 2005

zakk wylde

The most amazing guitarist of the day. Many people assume things about Zakk wylde, but they just realize that theyre punk ass garbage bands or themselves cannot live up to Zakk's blistering solos. Do you see any other bands pull this shit off? Not many. Dimebag Darrell was also good friends with him(R.I.P) Also, people say hes a wannabe biker. He isnt a wannabe, and I guarantee you wouldnt say that to his face. Quit hiding behind the fucking screen, and do something if you feel that way. Also as said before, extremely loyal to friends, and also a very caring person. Get on his bad side though, and he'll kick your ass. Enough said.

Nick-"Holy shit, that punk just called Zakk wylde a poser!"
Ethan-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his asshole after havin a boot put through it"

by Nick April 8, 2005

hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

by nick April 8, 2005