nick's definitions

binary

it's how computers talk, stupid! if you tried to communicate in binary it would look something like the example shown below. here's something interesting. 0001 = 1 0010 = 2 0011 = 3 0100 = 4 0101 = 5 0110 = 6 0111 = 7 now tell me how to write the numbers 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 , 15, and 16. if you can do that, you can read binary. GRATS! here's the point of it. by using only ones and 0's you can represent any base 10 number (what we use as humans) oh by tbe way, read snow crash for an idea of why it's a good thing that people's brains cannot directly read binary.

1011011010101100110101001011101010101011 what binary code might look like

by nick September 4, 2004

Broats

A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.

by Nick March 28, 2003

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003

enterprise rent a car

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.

i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me

by nick February 9, 2005

stinky tard

A retard who doesnt have good personal hygiene, and smells like poop all the time.

R.J. is a stinky tard.

by Nick August 21, 2003

scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.

Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.

by nick April 25, 2005

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002