nick's definitions

Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

by Nick October 18, 2004

Hottilicious

A word made up on october 17, 2004 at a church in ohio. It was created as a mixture of super hott, super sexy, and super luscious, therefore becoming the ultimate compliment to any gender, especially female.

Look at Hillary. She is hottilicious today!

by Nick October 19, 2004

assanine

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

by nick October 20, 2004

shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004

yarg

a word meant to express utter dissatisfaction, some stress, and a little frazzle

"my car ran outta gas so now i have to walk all the way to 7-11, yarg"

by nick October 24, 2004

lawnmowed

a term used to describe the death of a mexican, pursuay a spic.

Nick ran over the mexican with his lawn mowing tractor.

by Nick October 26, 2004

jewedakurr

a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.

Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.

by Nick October 31, 2004