nick's definitions

bloghopping

Following links from one blog to another, reading about the lives of people you have absolutely nothing to do with.

I went bloghopping today and found this kid named Matt.

by Nick June 17, 2005

cd repoman

someone who is always intense and gets your cd's back from one of your "friends" that borrowed/stole your cd's

I'm so glad that i called the CD repoman because he got my cd's back

by nick June 18, 2005

Tongue

One who has an ultimate appreciation of cock. Also known for being found naked in public places.

Simple - Tounge loves the cock.

by Nick June 19, 2005

balldar

Balldar is derived from the english word
"radar" and is the intangible sense that only men possess that serves as a locating device used to find destinations, attractive women, and other things that men need to survive.

"My wife wanted me to ask for directions, but I relied on my balldar and we got there on time."

"Balldar makes me stay away from areas scarce in ladies."

by Nick May 13, 2005

napolean dynomite

the worst movie ever made. ever.

gosh, so many kids try to sound like flippin napolean dynamite that it ruined the movie for me.

by nick May 13, 2005

shreveport

A city in northwest Louisiana that contains around 200,000 people. It is often said that shreveport is one of the worst cities in the state, or one of the most boring and plain. Probably the best thing about it is all of the casinos that bing in tourists from places like Texas.

If the state of Louisiana were to recieve an enema, Shreveport would be the insertion point.

by nick February 16, 2005

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right (as in left right)

OLD
**turn to your right**
NEW
**turn to your >**

by Nick January 6, 2007