nick's definitions

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

lyrai

acronym for "like you read about it" as in the newspaper.

"-that shirt is so old."
"-like you read about it."

by nick May 6, 2005

p4wned

being use commonly in MMORPG's and Counter - Strike. For example killing/owning someone.

nVidiafX had just p4wned diablo for extra gold.

by Nick May 7, 2005

jewmo

An insult claiming that the insultee has both: killed jesus(jew); and caused 9/11(jerry falwell blaming homosexuals)

A combonation of the words jew and homo

JEW + HOMO = JEWMO

"You stupid jewmo."

by Nick April 19, 2006

beefy flappy woof woofs

big hanging cunt lips.

Rick: "duuuude, how was that chick lastnight?"

Nick: "aww man, you should have seen it, she had the gnarliest beefy flappy woof woof's i've ever seen."

Rick: "sux for you."

by Nick May 7, 2005

shootyouinthefuckinface

A simple word best used for bank robberies.

Hey! how do you spell shootyouinthefuckin face?

by Nick May 7, 2005

slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

by Nick May 7, 2005