nicholas d's definitions
The rare feat of striking out five times in a baseball game. The term was coined on national TV during the 2008 college world series when Georgia player Matt Cerione accomplished this feat during his team's win over Stanford. Similar to the hat trick (3 strikeouts) and the golden sombrero (4).
Pete really pulled a cerione with the ladies last night at the party. When he got home his shirt was covered in spilled cosmos and his face was red from all the slaps.
Timmy's parents couldn't show their faces in public after their son racked up three ceriones and five golden sombreros over the little league season.
Timmy's parents couldn't show their faces in public after their son racked up three ceriones and five golden sombreros over the little league season.
by Nicholas D June 22, 2008
Get the cerionemug. 1) A phrase that means one plans to engage in the trade of metal treating in the future
2) Someone who is skilled at writing legal documents regarding the passage of one’s estate after death
3) To bitch slap someone in the way that Chris Rock was slapped at the 2022 Oscars
2) Someone who is skilled at writing legal documents regarding the passage of one’s estate after death
3) To bitch slap someone in the way that Chris Rock was slapped at the 2022 Oscars
Apothecary: “So you’re almost done with your apothecary training! Ready to open your own shop in town?”
Apprentice: “Nah dogg apothecarying is boring AF. More like apothe-idontcare-ying. I think I will smith.”
Apothecary: “Shut your mouth, you scoundrel! If you dishonor my trade again, I’ll will smith you so hard you’ll wish you’d hired a will smith!”
Apprentice: “Nah dogg apothecarying is boring AF. More like apothe-idontcare-ying. I think I will smith.”
Apothecary: “Shut your mouth, you scoundrel! If you dishonor my trade again, I’ll will smith you so hard you’ll wish you’d hired a will smith!”
by Nicholas D April 11, 2022
Get the will smithmug. A beer connoisseur (cicerone) and who has no social skills and whose entire personally consists of spouting craft beer factoids.
Beer philistine: “Man, this stout is just like Guinness. So heavy!”
Ciceralone: “Ackshyually, Guinness is a low calorie beer and is relatively low in final gravity despite its high SRM. By the way, SRM is a measure of a beer’s color where higher is darker. But contrary to popular belief, SRM has nothing to do with a beer’s density or caloric content.”
Normal guy: “Wow, that’s super cool, man…”
Ciceralone: “I know, right! Did you ever hear how IPAs got their name?”
Ciceralone: “Ackshyually, Guinness is a low calorie beer and is relatively low in final gravity despite its high SRM. By the way, SRM is a measure of a beer’s color where higher is darker. But contrary to popular belief, SRM has nothing to do with a beer’s density or caloric content.”
Normal guy: “Wow, that’s super cool, man…”
Ciceralone: “I know, right! Did you ever hear how IPAs got their name?”
by Nicholas D May 30, 2022
Get the ciceralonemug. A patriotic American term for après ski drinks, meant to show disdain for the French. Used by the same people who say freedom fries, pardon my freedom, freedom toast, and freedom mistake. Means a beer consumed after a day of skiing or snowboarding.
Pierre: "After we finish ze ski-ing, what do you say we all go grab an apres ski glass of ze Bordeaux?"
Katie: "That sounds great, Pierre."
Bob: "What?!? How dare you, you French sympathizer?!? Let's ditch this surrender monkey and go grab a freedom beer. I've got a whole case of 90 Minute back at my place with your name on it. Brewed in the good ol' USA. Screw France!"
Katie: "Ok, good point. I'll go with you instead. Sorry, Frenchy."
Katie: "That sounds great, Pierre."
Bob: "What?!? How dare you, you French sympathizer?!? Let's ditch this surrender monkey and go grab a freedom beer. I've got a whole case of 90 Minute back at my place with your name on it. Brewed in the good ol' USA. Screw France!"
Katie: "Ok, good point. I'll go with you instead. Sorry, Frenchy."
by Nicholas D December 29, 2009
Get the freedom beermug. Matt: "I bet I can streak through downtown with my peter out for two hours without getting arrested."
Frank: "I doubt it. After running for a half hour or so, you'll probably peter out and then the cops will catch you."
Frank: "I doubt it. After running for a half hour or so, you'll probably peter out and then the cops will catch you."
by Nicholas D March 9, 2009
Get the peter outmug. To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.
"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.
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If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.
by Nicholas D July 29, 2021
Get the get blessedmug. 1) When you tuck your shirt back into your pants after just having shat (taken a shit).
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.
Buddy: "Isn't it weird how Berkeley named its main street after the act of rearranging your clothing after taking a shit?"
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."
by Nicholas D October 14, 2019
Get the shattuckmug.