brat shades

The ability for some parents to turn a blind eye to totally unacceptable behaviour on the part of their own kids when you know full well that they wouldn't put up with it in other people's children.

Nick "Dear god. Lucie was acting like a right spoilt princess drama queen last night. I was horrified".
Liam "You knows it. Her mum really had her brat shades on".

by nick September 13, 2005

binary

it's how computers talk, stupid! if you tried to communicate in binary it would look something like the example shown below. here's something interesting. 0001 = 1 0010 = 2 0011 = 3 0100 = 4 0101 = 5 0110 = 6 0111 = 7 now tell me how to write the numbers 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 , 15, and 16. if you can do that, you can read binary. GRATS! here's the point of it. by using only ones and 0's you can represent any base 10 number (what we use as humans) oh by tbe way, read snow crash for an idea of why it's a good thing that people's brains cannot directly read binary.

1011011010101100110101001011101010101011 what binary code might look like

by nick September 04, 2004

noush

Slang term for a woman's vagina. Less vulger then terms such as 'pussy' or 'cunt'.

Derived from haligonian amateur porn stars stage name, 'Carolyn DeNoush'.

My noush is Itchy; I want to lick your noush!; I like getting fucked in the noush!;

by Nick January 10, 2005

penophobic

uncontrollable fear of the penis

my wife is very penophobic

by Nick December 26, 2004

Rice Liar

One who lies about what their car really has done to it.

He said he had forced induction and a new engine, but he didnt, hence he is a rice liar.

by Nick April 11, 2004

v-string

similar to a g-string, victorias secret named there g-strings this.

also the fabric portion which covers up the front and rear is shaped as a V, while there are still strings on each side, joining the front to back

Victoria's Secret's V-String are my favorite because they are comfortable and look sexy

by Nick July 26, 2004

hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)

Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"

by Nick April 25, 2005