lyrai

acronym for "like you read about it" as in the newspaper.

"-that shirt is so old."
"-like you read about it."

by nick May 07, 2005

Lyrai

Don't mention the dagger.

<The_Capn> And we will never mention the dagger again.
<Lyrai> !@#@$%&#%!^@#
* Lyrai bites Capn's piratenads off.

by Nick March 10, 2004

home run

to go all the way with

Last night I scored a home run with Lisa.

by Nick February 14, 2003

fsck

(File System CHeck)

A command on UNIX servers. Meant to fix most file-related problems. Very useful :)

fsck is fun

by Nick June 01, 2003

multiple orgasm

Something every man wishes he could achieve, and tries so desperatley, but usally fails, to give to his sexual partner.

I tried to give shirley multiple orgasms last night but I fell asleep,

by Nick November 10, 2002

Spongebob Squarepants

A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.

Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.

by Nick September 09, 2003

Shax

(Shit - Axe) The overwhelming, sense-attacking, smell that results from a rapid fire farting session, involving two or more males, which is then attempted to be covered up by spraying an inappropriately large amount of Axe spray deoderant.

Nick, after spraying Axe to cover up a recent farting session, realized only too late that no good would come of it... only the terrible Shax smell.

by Nick February 28, 2005