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Skortal

Originating from the words short and skirt. Once added together Skortal becomes a word for a girl/boy wearing an extremely short article of clothing.
The "al" at the end is linked with a very popular slang word boobal
Woah, i can see that chicks panties because she is wear a skortal.

OR

Your a skortal head.
by Nic August 4, 2004
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Kurt Cobain

He was the greatest musician ever who wrote the greatest songs ever to be made. he is a legend and was the most beautiful man ever.
as if nobody will ever compare to Kurt Cobain
by Nic March 8, 2004
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CatPants

sleazy woman. show's her tits for swag. has admitted to sleeping with Gene Simmons, she even had the nerve to admit that.
Catpants has weird looking tits, very bad boob job.
by NIC September 25, 2003
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owned

To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.
*slap noise*, "Ha!! Owned!!"
by Nic May 4, 2004
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le parkour

Parkour (or 'le parkour'; 'freerunning'; 'pk' or 'pking') is the sport of fluid urban movement. Invented in 1988 in the Lisses suburb of Paris by a small crew of traceurs including the ledgendary David Belle and Sebastien Foucan who recently featured in the BBC documentary 'Jump London', the sport (or art) of pk is essentially a conbination of running, athletics and acrobatics in urban environments.

It includes such techniques as the tic-tac (wall step/run); kong (a form of vault); and precision (two-foot to two-foot jump) among myriad others. Most watching traceurs pk would describe their movements as series of of actobatic techniques fluidly integrated into a continuous run from A to B, past, over under and through any obstacles in their path. However, that would be during a run (most of which are filmed, as with skaters). Most often, if you saw traceurs practicing they'd be honing individual components of their technique.

Certain individuals have chosen to explore alternative forms of parkour, such as running through traffic or passing through crowds quicky, while others, such as Team Ryouko or Xyndicate have attempted to blend pk's unique ideals with other forms of martial and athletic arts.
Le-Parkour is freedom of the mind, as well as the body.
by Nic January 19, 2005
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spock lock

Similar to the shocker, only performed using the "Live-Long and Prosper" sign, used by Spock in Star Trek. i.e. to in the goo and two in the poo.
I spock locked that bitch 'till she bled and she loved every second of it!
by Nic August 25, 2003
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wind your neck in

Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.
Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.
by Nic March 22, 2005
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