ness's definitions

teeny bopper

Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe!!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.

Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.

by Ness September 11, 2003

Texas

The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

by Ness November 5, 2004

whoresome

Slang. Supremely awesome. Remarkable; outstanding.

Owwwww whoresome oww.

by ness April 20, 2005

nirvana

The greatest, most talented band, to ever strum a guitar or write a lyric.

All must bow before the might that is Nirvana.

by Ness September 11, 2003

WOS

1. Abbreviation form of Waste of Space
2. Abbreviation form of Waste of Semen a term popularized by Greenday
3. Someone (usually someone annoying) who doesn't contribute anything to society and also is hideous in appearance.
4. Some thing on the hard drive that isn't necessary.
5. A site that has no purpose to be.

WOS is pronounced like DOS or loss.

WOS is a noun but is often incorrectly used as an adjective (e.g. what a WOS shirt)

1. Correct: Josh is such a big fat WOS.
2. Correct: MS-DOS is such a WOS.
3. Correct: MSN.com is such a WOS.
1. Incorrect: Linda has a WOS haircut, it makes her look like a guy.

by Ness June 7, 2005

Beijing

Beijing is a city in China (which happens to be the capital)
The 2008 Olympics will be held here.
Beijing's short form is BJ...it's true

ex:
Sam - Hey I like your BJ 2008 hat
Fred - Thanks, I got it at Best Buy

by Ness October 4, 2004

wyimm

Wyimm means “Why you in my mentions?” So if someone is talking about you, let’s say on Instagram you would say wyimm.

“You look ugly in this picture.” “Wyimm tho?”

by Ness December 23, 2017