18 definitions by ncknobster
One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
by ncknobster February 6, 2011
One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.
I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.
The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.
He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.
The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.
He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.
by ncknobster February 6, 2011
While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
by ncknobster March 17, 2011
Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
by ncknobster March 31, 2011
While doing the laundry, Terri noticed a huge prant on Gerdy's skivvies.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
by ncknobster August 3, 2011
There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.
The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.
That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.
I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.
That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.
I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
by ncknobster February 5, 2011
The skillful art of sinking a turd which is floating in the crapper. Generally, heavy beer drinkers have been known to excel in this craft. This is due to their massive urine flow which greatly contributes to the destruction of the Stinkable Molly Brown. Not all heavy beer drinkers can master this fine art, as ninety-eight percent of heavy beer drinkers cannot maintain the concentration needed to effectively aim.
Being able to drink un-humanly amounts of lager, pilsner and stout, Arneson was internationally know for his ability to piss sink the biggest Stinkable Molly Brown.
I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.
I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.
by ncknobster March 28, 2011