nathan burns's definitions

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

big leggy

To have a large penis.

John Wayne is big leggy.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

terminators

N. The overly big sunglasses given out by eye doctors after they have dilated your pupils for an eye exam. N. Name given to the elderly who are frequently seen wearing said glasses in public, but not necessarily after eye exams.

I rear ended some terminators in a buick today. Luckily they didn't have their "plasma rifles in the 40 watt range" with them or I'd be toast.

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006

eastern hellbender

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

sled

N. A crappy or broken down car.
A. Someone that is basically a worthless person.

My ex is sled. But on the plus side I was able to unload my sled on her during the divorce.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006