nathan burns's definitions

eastern hellbender

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

dogs balls

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

french marines

N. Feces, V (deploy) to deficate. Named so because the French Marines are shit.

I'd give it a few minutes before using the bathroom. I just deployed the French Marines.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

kenny rogers

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

numa numa

N. (pl) Any really annoying Euro Trash songs, people, ideas, countries etc.

The French are so Numa Numa.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

sled

N. A crappy or broken down car.
A. Someone that is basically a worthless person.

My ex is sled. But on the plus side I was able to unload my sled on her during the divorce.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

Mr Ed

A huge penis. Named after the horse.

Ron Jeremy has a Mr Ed.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006