Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of
i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos
by nathan May 13, 2005
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manipulator

one who consistently atempts to make personal gains at others expenses by means of manipulation
quit making me do all your work you manipulator
by Nathan December 08, 2002
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mdnf

Taking a "massive" dump and not flushing it. Massive Dump, No Flush
I took a MDNF in the CEO’s private bathroom.
by Nathan November 09, 2004
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Bagel Game

A variation of the pizza game in which a bagel is used.
"You'd have to be a jew to play the bagel game over the pizza game."
by Nathan January 27, 2005
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rise and shine

the act of masturbating right after waking up. hence the rise and the shine
1. i had a quick rise and shine this morning
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."
by nathan April 22, 2005
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One who has decided to take part in pretendinging to be part of an anti gay political party to bring information to the pro-gay rallyists.
Man, Erik is really gaymotasticallyridifyicalableingness!
by Nathan December 29, 2004
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Shabokking

When something is really rubbish , a level up from shokking the worse u can get
errrrrrr you manz are shabokking
by Nathan September 22, 2003
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