mvc's definitions

Nipple Check

Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...

Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)

by MVC March 19, 2003

Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

by MVC March 19, 2003

buzzbuzzderr

A strange and annoying noise frequently made by a one "Michael Dunn".

buzbuzzderr.... i wish i was a dolphin...

by MVC June 3, 2003

shi shi

urine, urinating- the act of, urinated

I got sprayed with shi shi... I have to go shi shi... I just made shi shi

by MVC November 16, 2003

hojeez

A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.

Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...

by MVC March 18, 2003

Water Girl

Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following-
Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter)
Any 2001 or later Volkswagen

The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following-
A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard)
B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL)
C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers
D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals
E. Hawaiian print seat covers

I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.

by MVC March 21, 2003

Gyukaku

Similar to Bukkake, this is a Japanese sexual act where the male reaches emission without coitus. Unlike Bukkake, where the male ejaculates directly onto the female (usually the facial area), in the practice of Gyukaku, the male will ejaculate onto a hot charcoal fire. The girl must then inhale the fumes.

Last night I took Kumi home and fired up the hibachi. The Gyukaku was awesome. She took in that steam cloud like a champ.

by MVC December 4, 2009