Gayness

Secret Codeword for getting stoned. Just incase the ATF is tapping your phone or bugging your house.

I'm getting down with the gayness!

by MVC March 18, 2003

hojeez

A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.

Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...

by MVC March 18, 2003

shi shi

urine, urinating- the act of, urinated

I got sprayed with shi shi... I have to go shi shi... I just made shi shi

by MVC November 16, 2003

White Rice

Any person of caucasian blood who attemps to imitate his asian counter-parts by either-
A. Buying an import car and performing cheap mods. (see Ricer)
B. Puting parts and stickers intended for use on an import car onto his domestic car. (like seeing a Mustang with a kanji symbol on it)
C. Dating only Asian chicks and any one of the afore-mentioned offenses.

Wow, that blonde dude is driving a supra with a cheap skanky AZN ho. What a White Ricer...

by MVC March 19, 2003

Nipple Check

Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...

Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)

by MVC March 19, 2003

buzzbuzzderr

A strange and annoying noise frequently made by a one "Michael Dunn".

buzbuzzderr.... i wish i was a dolphin...

by MVC June 03, 2003

moke

Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.

Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...

by MVC March 19, 2003