semi+

The dick measurement threshold that happens between the semi->rock hard phase. Often misconstrued as simply a "semi" or a "hard-on" to the untrained eye, a semi+ is the result of an innate emotional response that occurs involuntarily.
Jesus fuck, boys... that fat, ratchet bitch has me all sorts of worked up. Not gonna lie, I've got a semi+ popping out my knickers. I'll catch up with you in a sec.
by msacco May 18, 2022
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Cumnoxious Vapor

The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.
Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.
by msacco August 25, 2021
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Cumacomb

The mysterious box, typically found in college dorm rooms, that hormonal young men use to store their ejaculate in.
I used my favorite Converse shoebox as my cumacomb while attending my local community college and living at home -- my mom just thought I was taking too many fish oil supplements.
by msacco February 11, 2021
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