Definitions by msacco
Cumnoxious Vapor
The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.
Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.
Cumnoxious Vapor by msacco August 25, 2021
Urethrass
When your urethra is viscerally ripped open to the point that it makes a connection with your ass cavity.
If my dude gets near me with that orange creamsicle milk shit from Weigel’s I swear to fucking god I’ll give him a urethrass.
Cumacomb
The mysterious box, typically found in college dorm rooms, that hormonal young men use to store their ejaculate in.
I used my favorite Converse shoebox as my cumacomb while attending my local community college and living at home -- my mom just thought I was taking too many fish oil supplements.
Neckbeard Chuckle
Something a person does while sitting in a corner dive bar, probably leaning on an old Jukebox playing indie music or a hipster easel made of repurposed burlap, while watching well-groomed men attempting to pick up opulent females. The action requires a lean just enough to offset one's balance while simultaneously billowing out the stomach for what appears to be the preparation of a boisterous laugh, but instead ends in a silent chuckling motion with a horizontally-facing fist to the mouth.
I went to the corner dive trying to snag some local talent, but some well-composed douche in the corner threw me off with his super distracting neckbeard chuckle.
Neckbeard Chuckle by msacco February 9, 2021