Cumagulate

The immiscible byproduct formed when a male's ejaculate is suspended in water.

Dude, that jellyfish looks like the cumagulate that forms when I jack my shit into the toilet.

by msacco June 12, 2022

Cumacomb

The mysterious box, typically found in college dorm rooms, that hormonal young men use to store their ejaculate in.

I used my favorite Converse shoebox as my cumacomb while attending my local community college and living at home -- my mom just thought I was taking too many fish oil supplements.

by msacco February 11, 2021

sikth

The "lispy", incorrect pronunciation of "sixth" in British English.

Tom, "I'll come to yours on the sikth of January".

by msacco May 29, 2025

Neckbeard Chuckle

Something a person does while sitting in a corner dive bar, probably leaning on an old Jukebox playing indie music or a hipster easel made of repurposed burlap, while watching well-groomed men attempting to pick up opulent females. The action requires a lean just enough to offset one's balance while simultaneously billowing out the stomach for what appears to be the preparation of a boisterous laugh, but instead ends in a silent chuckling motion with a horizontally-facing fist to the mouth.

I went to the corner dive trying to snag some local talent, but some well-composed douche in the corner threw me off with his super distracting neckbeard chuckle.

by msacco February 09, 2021